Ribbons (retro_ryo) wrote in capslock_gundam,
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AND BANDAI SAID ' LET THERE BE B00BS'. AND THERE WERE B00BS. AND ALL WAS GOOD.

WOW THIS COMMUNITY IS DEAD. LET'S TRY AND KEEP IT ALIVE, MKAYS?

FIRSTLY, I THINK EVERYONE HAS HEARD ABOUT THE NEW GUNDAM SERIES SLATED FOR THE FALL ENTITLED "GUNDAM 00", OTHERWISE KNOWN AS GUNDAM <INSERT ZERO'S THAT REPRESENT THE ONE THING THIS SERIES WILL LACK OF COMPLETELY>

BECAUSE SRSLY, ALL THE CHARACTERS ARE COMING OUT TO LOOK LIKE THE GHEY VIRUS CAUGHT THEM (MINUS ONE.) 





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FIRST OFF, WE HAVE SETSUNA. HE IS OUR LOLIBOY PROTAGONIST THAT HAS A STRIKING RESEMBLANCE TO RITSUKA OF LOVELESS AND LELOUCH OF CODE GAYASS. HE PILOTS THE ANOREXIC GUNDAM WHICH HAS A CONE ON ITS BACK. YAY. HE ALSO HAS A SNAZZY SCARF THAT IS MADE OUT OF HIS NAVAL HAIR.
(MOST LIKELY SEIYUU: ROMI PAKU. NICOL AND LORAN WEEP IN HIS PRESENCE.)

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THEN, THERE IS LOCKON. LOCKON IS PROBABLY THE ONLY STRAIGHT MAN IN THE ENTIRE SERIES AS HE IS THE ONLY ONE THAT LOOKS EVEN REMOTELY MANLY. HE PILOTS THE O-O-ORANGE GUNDAM THAT HAS KNEE THRUSTERS THE SIZE OF SETSUNA'S SCARF (READ: HUEG LIKE PS3). ALSO, BECAUSE HIS GUNDAM IS ORANGE, HE WILL BE VOICED BY TMR. IT IS LAW. NO EXCEPTIONS.
(MOST LIKELY SEIYUU: ASIDE FROM TMR, KATSUYUKI KONISHI. KAMINA NEEDS TO BE BROUGHT BACK FROM /DEAD/ ANYWAY.)




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THEN THERE IS THIS POOR BOY NAMED ALLELUJAH. WE SHALL CALL HIM AL IN HOPES THAT HE CAN REGAIN HIS DIGNITY BACK FROM BANDAI. HE HAS EXTREME FLIPPY EMO HAIR WHICH MATCHES HIS GUNDAM IN COLOUR - THIS DARK EMO GREEN THAT MAKES ME DEPRESSED JUST BY LOOKING AT IT. SO SINCE HE IS SO COLOUR COORDINATED IN MATCHING HIS GUNDAM WITH HIS HAIR, HE MAY OR MAY HAVE NOT CAUGHT THE GHEY VIRUS AS WELL.
(MOST LIKELY SEIYUU: TAKAHIRO SAKURAI. HE HAS A KNACK FOR VOICING EMO CHARACTERS. THIS WOULD ALSO MEAN HIS FIRST GUNDAM SERIES TOO, W00T!)

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LASTLY, WE HAVE TIERIA, WHO'SE NAME SOUNDS LIKE A COMBINATION OF TIARA AND DIARRHEA. I AM WORRIED ALREADY. DEAR GOD BANDAI. DEAR GOD.
HE (YES, HE) IS OUR GIRLY TRAP THAT MADE EVERY MALE SCREAM "IT'S A TRAP" AFTER FAPPING TO THE FIFTEEN SECOND TRAILER THAT ANNOUNCED THE SERIES A COUPLE OF WEEKS BACK. HE PILOTS A GUNDAM SO HUGE THAT I LITERALLY SCREAMED "GO LOSE SOME WEIGHT AT LA WEIGHTLOSS, YOU FATTY!" HENCE THE GUNDAM IS NOW KNOWN AS THE FATTY GUNDAM. IT IS HUEG, HUGE LIKE APSALUS. OR MAYBE APSALUS HAS A CONTENDER NOW, WHO KNOWS?



SO THIS IS MY CURRENT CHARACTER EVALUATION OF GUNDAM B00BS. AS OF NOW, I AM VERY DEEPLY HOPING THERE IS SOME AUTHENTIC FEMININE INFLUENCE IN THIS SERIES, OR ALL HOPE IS LOST. ALL WE HAVE WITH US AGAIN ARE A COUPLE OF GIRLY MEN AND ONE ACTUAL MAN. HOWEVER, ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, THIS MEANS THE FANGIRLS HAVE SOMETHING TO ERM, FANGIRL OVER. I MEAN, WHAT ELSE CAN A COUPLE OF FANGIRLS DO? THIS POST.

EDIT: I APPOLAGIZE, I MIXED UP LOCKON'S AND AL'S GUNDAMS. I PHAIL.
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