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CAPSLOCKING 3X FASTER
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WELCOME TO CAPSLOCK_GUNDAM!

ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A WONDERFUL PERSON CALLED CAPSLOCK, AND HE WAS VERY VERY SAD. HE WAS NOT BEING VERY APPRECIATED ON THE INTERNET, BECAUSE PEOPLE THOUGHT THAT CAPSLOCK = STUPIDITY. AND NO ONE LIKES STUPIDITY. SO CAPSLOCK WAS FORCED INTO A CORNER IN THE GIANT WORLD CALLED THE INTERNET, AND BE SHUNNED AS THOUGH HE HAD THE PLAGUE.

THEN, ONE GOD-LIKE PERSON STEPPED DOWN FROM THE HEAVENS TO LONELY CAPSLOCK. HE OFFERED TO HELP HIM, AND IN EXCHANGE HE WOULD HAVE A HOME ON THE WONDERFUL LAND BELONGING TO LIVEJOURNAL. CAPSLOCK ACCEPTED, AND SO HE MADE HIS HOME ENTITLED capslock_friday. AND ALL WAS GOOD.

AFTER A WHILE OF LIVING A GOOD LIFE ON LIVEJOURNAL, HE NOTICED SOMETHING STRANGE HAPPENING. WAS HE CHANGING? NO! HE WAS ATTRACTING OTHER PEOPLE! EVERYONE WAS BEGINNING TO SEE THAT STUPIDITY =/= CAPSLOCK AND THAT WHEN DONE PROPERLY, IT MADE THINGS FUN.

SO HIS CAPSLOCKING HOUSE OF AWESOME GREW AND GREW. HE NOTICED HOW MANY FOLLOWERS HE HAD, AND THEN HE PROCLAIMED. "WE SHALL SPREAD THIS LOVE I HAVE CREATED! MAKE MORE HOUSES! HECK, LET'S MAKE A COLONY OF 'EM!"

AND SO THAT WAS DONE TOO.

NOW, ON THE 20TH DAY OF MAY IN THE YEAR 2007, CAPSLOCK_GUNDAM WAS MADE IN MEMORY OF HIS WISH THAT LIVES ON IN ALL OF HIS FOLLOWERS TO THIS DAY. WELCOME ALL, TO CAPSLOCK_GUNDAM.

BUT BEFORE YOU JOIN IN, PLEASE READ THE RULES BEFORE WE CHEW YOU OUT FOR SOMETHING THAT COULD HAVE BEEN AVOIDED.


THINGS YOU SHOULD DO:


  • POST ABOUT GUNDAM.

  • BE LIVIDLY AWESOME (WHILST CAPSLOCKING), BUT DO NOT INFLATE YOUR CAPSLOCK EGO UNTIL IT NEEDS TO BE IMPLODED

  • EXCEPTIONS TO THE CAPSLOCKING RULE ARE COMMUNTIY LJ NAMES LIKE capslock_gundam, INTERNET SITE LINKS AND CHAT LOGS. THOUGH WHEN POSTING CHATLOGS, MAKE SURE THEY'RE ACTUALLY FUNNY. NO ONE WANTS TO KNOW WHERE YOU WANT TO PUT YOUR BEAM SABER INTO BRIGHT NOAH, OR ANYONE FOR THAT MATTER.

  • PUT ANY MAJOR SPOILERS BEHIND CUT TAGS. EVEN THOUGH MANY OF THESE SERIES HAVE BEEN OUT FOR OVER TEN YEARS (DEPENDING, SINCE GUNDAM IS LIKE THE ENERGIZER BUNNY: IT KEEPS GOING AND GOING AND GOING...) SO IF YOU THINK IT'LL SPOIL SOMETHING HUGE FOR THE SERIES, CUT IT! (AND WHEN I MEAN HUGE, I MEAN APSALUS HUGE!)

  • MOCK CHARACTERS. MOCK GUNDAMS. MOCK ZEON AND ZAFT AND OZ. MOCK GHINIUS AND HIS ROBOSEXUAL TENDENCIES. MOCK HOW EVERY MALE IN SEED LOOKS LIKE A TRANSEXUAL. YOU KNOW WHERE I'M GOING WITH THIS, RIGHT? HAVE FUN WITH THE FANDOM.

  • DO NOT TAKE ANYTHING ON HERE SERIOUSLY. THE INTERNET IS NOT SERIOUS BUSINESS, REMEMBER THAT. ALSO REMEMBER THAT GUNDAM'S MASCOT IS A FLOATING GREEN BALL THAT TALKS LIKE A FIVE YEAR OLD ON HELIUM. NOT SRS GUYS, SRRY TOMINO.

  • MAKE SURE THAT IF YOU WANT TO POST PR0N OR ANYTHING NAUGHTY, PUT IT BEHIND CUTTAGS. CHAR WOULD NOT LIKE IT IF HE HAD HIS WANG SHOWN ON THE INTERNET ANY MORE THAN IT ALREADY IS. HE'D ONLY WANT ALL THE LITTLE GIRLS TO SEE IT, ANYWAY.

THINGS YOU SHOULD NOT DO:




  • POST IN LOWERCASE. IF YOU DO SO AND FUCK UP, POST CHAR OR ANY OF OUR MASKED MEN HIDING CLEVARLY IN A COMPLETELY NEW THREAD. I DON'T CARE IF IT'S CHAR AS QUATTRO, OR RAU LE CREUSET BEING A PEDO AND HIDING BEHIND ATHRUN YELLING "SURPISE BUTTSECKS!" JUST POST IT.



  • HAVE PAIRING WARS. IF YOU WANT TO PUT ALL THE MAIN CHARACTERS INTO AN ORGY (LORAN EXCLUDED, BECAUSE HE'D CROSSDRESS AND RUN), WHILE ANOTHER PERSON WANTS AMURO TO GET IT ON WITH CHAR, GARMA, BERNIE OR EVEN DUO, DON'T DO IT. JUST DON'T FUCKING DO IT.



  • HAVE UNIVERSE WARS; THIS IS ESPECIALLY NEEDED IN GUNDAM BECAUSE IT HAS SO MANY ALTERNATE UNIVERSES. ONCE AGAIN, I DO NOT CARE IF YOU THINK UNIVERSAL CENTURY CAN COMPLETELY EXPLODE THE COSMIC ERA INTO LITTLE BITTY PIECES. THIS CAUSES FRICTION, AND YOU ALL KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THAT OCCURS. THINGS GO BOOM! AND SO CAN THIS COMMUNITY IF WE DON'T TAKE GOOD CARE OF IT.



  • CHARACTER BASHING. THIS COINCIDES WITH THE PREVIOUS RULE. DON'T DO IT.



  • RANT ON AND ON ABOUT CRACKFICS AND PLOTBUNNIES YOU HAVE COME UP WITH. WE DO NOT NEED THAT HERE, KTHX. GO TO FF.NET TO TAKE OUT YOUR HUNGER FOR LACK OF SENSE.



  • POST LIKE A MANIAC DRUGGIE. IF YOU HAVE THE URGE TO SPAM WITH ABOUT A KAJILLION HEARTS AND SMILEY FACES, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? GAIA ONLINE IS THATAWAY THX ==>



  • BE A HOMOPHOBIC DOUCHE. UNDERSTAND THAT THERE ARE YAOI AND YURI FANS IN THIS COMM THAT LIKE OUR PAIRINGS WITH THE SAME BITS IN BETWEEN THEIR LEGS, AND MOVE ON. CHANCES ARE IT WAS DONE FOR LULZ. IF NOT, THEN SHAME ON THEM.



KEEP ALL THIS IN MIND, AND HAVE FUN CAPSLOCKING!
AND REMEMBER:

SIEG ZEON!

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